Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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James S
James S - 4 hours ago
That was great, totally on point!
The Divine Spark
The Divine Spark - 5 hours ago
2019-20...the return of the black comedians!...
Fajar Z.R.
Fajar Z.R. - 18 hours ago
that first bit still get me
Robot Downey Jr
Robot Downey Jr - Day ago
genius
Sam Shambles
Sam Shambles - Day ago
Now THAT... was some funny shit.
Jeyson Serafini
Jeyson Serafini - Day ago
"Get out of the street brother!"
"Vishnu, there are white women everywhere"
"Holy shit get in!"
That accent killed me! 🤣
Swift
Swift - Day ago
this dude a deepfake of idris elba on a homeless guy come to life
James Lee
James Lee - Day ago
😁😆😅😄😃🤣😂😀👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
The Great Dragon
The Great Dragon - Day ago
When did Idris start doing stand up?
monique bedford
monique bedford - Day ago
They ARE ROBBING BLACK DUDEZ.... They just DON'T KNOW IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Giuseppina Nibbi
Giuseppina Nibbi - Day ago
genius.
Mikey TK
Mikey TK - Day ago
There are some dark undertones to this bit
Dmytro Picky
Dmytro Picky - Day ago
Greer, sadly this "give me your wallet or i will scream-move is not discriminating against white boys also
Dmytro Picky
Dmytro Picky - Day ago
so Idris Elba not only DJ also a comedian.. damn dude slow down give other ppl a chance))
Dmytro Picky
Dmytro Picky - Day ago
i always wonder who are the people downvoting like the best videos on youtube...
Toni Monet
Toni Monet - 2 days ago
They are all ready robbing y'all of your souls and freedom why not add wallets.
Maka Ayan
Maka Ayan - 2 days ago
Idris Elba?
Michael Pope
Michael Pope - 2 days ago
I don't like walking behind white women either. That shit stressful
Peaceful Commie
Peaceful Commie - 2 days ago
For all you yuppies who've apparently never seen a homeless person- no he doesn't look homeless. He looks well maintained, clean shaven, all his clothes are spotless...
If someone is wearing clothes you've seen bums or dirty kids wear in the movies, that does not mean it's a "homeless look"... these are people who are struggling to survive every day- people who cannot afford the luxury of doing laundry on a consistent basis.
If that's what you think homelessness looks like, you should put all your money in the bank, take 1 set of clothes and whatever else you can fit in a backpack, and just start walking. When you get tired? Find someplace. When you get hungry? Depend on the kindness of strangers. Get some perspective.
Xero Punt
Xero Punt - 3 days ago
That opening joke is from "George Wallace late 70s" about not being a comic just standing outside💯
It's here on YouTube
ojkilledmacdre
ojkilledmacdre - 3 days ago
His grey shirt earth tone beanie and beard go so good with that opening joke
Daevon Byrdie
Daevon Byrdie - 3 days ago
My man said Vishnu! 🤣
CLUTCH_AND STICK
CLUTCH_AND STICK - 3 days ago
Black Guy robbed White Woman?
Pfft.. Doesn't that happen to an NFL Player every 9 days or so?
I actually work in Wireless IT for the Police and Fire Dept (I'm Black, 6'4" 300 pounds). The 4'11" White, IT Mgr for Networking was walking my way I changed trajectories like Ken Norton in "Mandingo" running from Massa's Daughter.
This Pixie has accused me of lurking on the Dispatch Floor. She just fired the Puerto Rican Guy like 2 months ago.
FTDS! I cut through the Fire Chief's office getting away from her. Wouldn't want to be taken out back and have half my foot cut off like Kunta Kente!
Kairo
Kairo - 4 days ago
The awkward way he moves makes him even funnier
D The Chemist
D The Chemist - 4 days ago
Kinda resembles Idris alba
Bryan Louis
Bryan Louis - 4 days ago
Thought this was Homeless Idris Elba.
Tyler Riley
Tyler Riley - 5 days ago
This is genius.
TioliBoiFatz
TioliBoiFatz - 5 days ago
Bruhhh.. I was like Idris Elba doing stand up now???
dotsNfeathers
dotsNfeathers - 5 days ago
The cab driver
makinyourgirlsweat
makinyourgirlsweat - 5 days ago
Why isn’t this guy famous
Donny
Donny - 6 days ago
Lol... this nigga's name is Greer. Nigga is you angry?
M B
M B - 6 days ago
I just can't imagine was it was like for black men in public anytime before civil rights era. Not that much has changed but it was still much worse than today I would think.
Johnny Rab
Johnny Rab - 6 days ago
i wanna see more greer barnes.He is very funny don't understand why there's so less videos of him
Alpha Male Skrategies
Alpha Male Skrategies - 7 days ago
Idris Elba as a homeless cast
Alpha Male Skrategies
Alpha Male Skrategies - 7 days ago
Ahh, somebody beat me to it!!
Triple I
Triple I - 7 days ago
1:20 Saaame. Not even a joke - sad to be paranoid about stereotypes.
mi_sally
mi_sally - 7 days ago
that one white woman was laughing really hard.
Cloie Tangonan
Cloie Tangonan - 8 days ago
@Netflix give the guy a special
Robbie Jurca
Robbie Jurca - 8 days ago
I found a gem
Keith Rogers
Keith Rogers - 8 days ago
He look like he was outside of the comedy club chilling n someone ask him if he wanna make five dollars lol ( actually Idris Alba ass nigga is what he look like)
de chenmo
de chenmo - 8 days ago
super real
900one
900one - 8 days ago
One of the best I've seen in forever!!!
Rain LAM
Rain LAM - 8 days ago
Fool 😆😆🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂
Sasha Honey
Sasha Honey - 8 days ago
I had tears of laughter streaming down my face while watching this. I love the shameless way that he laughs at his own jokes.
Carolle Z
Carolle Z - 8 days ago
Loving this !!! Soooo good :)))
Coco Shenel
Coco Shenel - 8 days ago
I work in Manhattan. White people on a whole dont feel comfortable with any black person walking behind them. They always think you're following them instead of thinking you just happen to be going in the same direction as them.
Iain MacLennan
Iain MacLennan - 8 days ago
"My name's not Denzel. "
Just as my name is not Vishnu : touché nigg a a a a a! " 😂😂😂😂😂
S. Wright
S. Wright - 9 days ago
"What I look like chasing a white woman " ?
Best line of the night.
musclemania30
musclemania30 - 9 days ago
“What I look like chasing a white woman?”..............Funny as hell but very true 😂😂
Seeroos DaShiat
Seeroos DaShiat - 9 days ago
Dude is a fucking legend, how have I not heard of him
sylenceexposed
sylenceexposed - 9 days ago
75% of the jokes told by black comedians have to do with white people.
Minesh Mandia
Minesh Mandia - 9 days ago
Well women actually does that to black brown men so
Betty Thomas
Betty Thomas - 9 days ago
Greer Barnes...BRILLIANTLY FUNNY, IN A COOL WAY!.. I'm keeping an eye on your material/journey.
Keep up the GOOD WORK💕
zelda0521
zelda0521 - 9 days ago
love how chill he is on stage! 10/10
Reginald House
Reginald House - 9 days ago
Da fuq! Thought that was Idris Elba
Marcus De Villiers
Marcus De Villiers - 10 days ago
Touche nigga 😂
Marcus De Villiers
Marcus De Villiers - 10 days ago
So.Now I'm walking in the middle of the street
Official Chicken
Official Chicken - 10 days ago
"They asked me if I wanted to make $5" 😂😂
TheRealMonkeyrogue
TheRealMonkeyrogue - 10 days ago
I think she did yoga. Hah!
Ibrahim Dennis Wanjira Muiruri
Touché nigga in that accent 😂😂😂😂
Ibrahim Dennis Wanjira Muiruri
Comical Idris
Nope
Nope - 10 days ago
I watched this on the train...Now I‘m laughing alone like a crazy person
Nemanja Rasevic
Nemanja Rasevic - 10 days ago
meh..
ThothHeart Maat
ThothHeart Maat - 11 days ago
Jordan Peele movie in the making..
abdulaziz yalahow
abdulaziz yalahow - 11 days ago
Hahahaha oh well 😔 comedians tell the truth & make you laugh 🤭 at the same time hmmm 🤔 interesting lol 😂
Uncolored Man
Uncolored Man - 12 days ago
I am Denzel.
Marzan Worldwide
Marzan Worldwide - 12 days ago
This man has been my friend for over 35 years and he has been a working comedian for the last 25 years. He was in the Kevin Costner film “For The Love of The Game “ as centerfielder Mickey Hart and has appeared on numerous Television shows including, David Letterman, In Living Color, and lately Colbert! He has toured the world and opened for Dave Chappelle and Louis CK, both whom consider Greer one of their contemporaries and a master craftsmen of comedy. If you should find yourself in a place where he is performing Go See Him !!!
You will be happy you did!
LT Maurand
LT Maurand - 12 days ago
He does a real good “white girl” voice 😂
josefa1212
josefa1212 - 12 days ago
I love his demeanor, like this intentional calm, trying-to-be-serious, but can't keep himself from laughing that is so funny.
Major Tom
Major Tom - 12 days ago
his Indian accent is spot-on
Susannah Montague
Susannah Montague - 12 days ago
OMG I LOVE HIM
Lakshmi Kimmu
Lakshmi Kimmu - 13 days ago
He looks so like Idris Elba.
ciera leal
ciera leal - 13 days ago
This dude is sooo funny😂😂😂
brktoes
brktoes - 13 days ago
LOL
Drew Bernstein
Drew Bernstein - 13 days ago
I think white chicks already do rob brothas. The have the last name Kardashian!
Onechill Braj
Onechill Braj - 13 days ago
he gets comedy. this was amazing
KiN CAMELL
KiN CAMELL - 14 days ago
Much Appreciation
Santiago Loaiza
Santiago Loaiza - 14 days ago
this dude is gold
Siddharth Krishnan
Siddharth Krishnan - 14 days ago
I love his Indian impression lmao
tiny99990
tiny99990 - 14 days ago
I mean... he better lookin than both Idris Elba and Denzel Washington... he is ALSO right about white women robbing black men...even if he did catch the white woman and stop her the cops will get there and arrest him with guns drawn and hand his wallet back to the white lady... aint no cop gonna believe that a white woman cute or not gonna rob no black man... just not gonna happen, black men are feared at a base level for people in law enforcement and in the media, hell probably even a fairly large percentage of the population as well... Don't even think many people notice it, but that can create suspicion and disbelief of a white woman small and petite or not robbing a black man...
Mark K
Mark K - 14 days ago
Funny dude
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