The Schoolyard Fight That Taught Joe Rogan a Valuable Lesson

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Tiny Tina
Tiny Tina - 2 days ago
Surprised this dude ain't still talking smack about Eminem and whooping his ass. Not sure why he has a guitar, ready to play but doesnt
ThatGuyHijolly63 1
ThatGuyHijolly63 1 - 6 days ago
Idk where most kids my age went to school but I got paddled multiple times growing up and When my daughter gets to that age if they still do it the principal has my permission I’m only 19 maybe it’s cause I live in the south idk.
Banana Rama
Banana Rama - 6 days ago
When you hit someone to teach them a lesson you risk teaching them to hit other people when they're frustrated. Also some kids will itch for the chance to be grown and big enough to physically stop someone, especially a parent that relies on hitting them, from doing so. There's a lot of people advocating this whole "Beat your kid's ass, I got hit when I was a kid" thing and honestly it's kinda alarming if you can't solve a problem or maintain authority over a growing child without putting your hands on them.
John Smith
John Smith - 7 days ago
Joe 'I got paddled by a burnt kid' Rogan
Lean like a Cholo
Lean like a Cholo - 9 days ago
Why did this dude bring a guitar?
It irritates me.
heavy meddle
heavy meddle - 6 days ago
By some reason it irritates me too
Stephanie S
Stephanie S - 7 days ago
Anxiety reliever?
FutureManiac
FutureManiac - 9 days ago
Encouraging child abuse cool man
Lyle Wood
Lyle Wood - 10 days ago
Both of my kids have been trained in krav maga, my son and daughter were both bullied in school until I let them off their chain. My son ended up being friends with this bully my daughter ended up with a conversation about appropriate use of force. I'm happy to talk this out with you any time Joe.
mattystewart8
mattystewart8 - 11 days ago
Yeah my mom whooped my ass at that age too 😂😂😂😂
JM1993951
JM1993951 - 11 days ago
Why is Joe giving me that sexy-ass look in the thumbnail?
A D
A D - 12 days ago
If you get shit for doing something stupid, you had it coming. Specially if you did it intentionally.
But if your parents were being overly aggressive morons, you should go and punch them right now in their dumb boomer faces.
Noggin Fodder
Noggin Fodder - 12 days ago
My mom threw a Windex bottle at me as hard as she could once. Unfortunately for her, I was standing in front of the sliding glass door. Despite my Rhonda Rousey level of head movement, I managed to duck and it missed me. Still to this day it’s a satisfying thought.
I don’t know how much that sliding glass door cost her to repair but she was piiiiiiiissed about it.
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My Mum got me with her thong as a kid. Typical Aussie mum bahah.
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To be fair tho I’m a good kid now.
George Burns
George Burns - 17 days ago
Glenn/ thank Mom)
noname MIKE
noname MIKE - 17 days ago
PADDLES IN SCHOOL ARE THE WAY TO GO!!!
Going to an "alternative" school for 18 weeks sitting in isolation UNABLE TO HAVE PERMISSION TO EVEN SPEAK.

I''VE BEEN THERE AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DETRIMENTAL IT IS TO YOUR ABILITY TO SPEAK, HAVE A CONVERSATION, OR EVEN CREATE COMPLETE SENTENCES AFTER THAT. That was for going to school drunk. I would have taken 500 paddles than do that time.

YES, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THOSE 3 FOOTISH+ LONG PADDLES AGAINST MY BOTTOM.
1st grade was a flyswatter aginst the face.
Second grade was the era of the infamous paddles mentioned above. My second grade teacher broke her paddle on my butt. I was a demon as a child.
My 3rd grade teacher had a... Think of a ping pong paddle except 8 or 9 inches in diameter. I never got spanked with that.

ALL YOU PARENTS OUT THERE YOU SHOULD PRAY FOR YOUR CHILD TO GET THE PADDLE BECAUSE THE LONG DRAWN OUT ALTERNATIVE WILL DAMAGE THEM
!!!! FOR LIFE!!!!
TheOtherWhiteBread0
TheOtherWhiteBread0 - 18 days ago
Fuq that, I'm 24 my parents spanked me my brother and my sister.
MaxMan
MaxMan - 19 days ago
Why do you think there are so many assholes nowadays, no consequences (spare the rod)
XXBloodyElle
XXBloodyElle - 20 days ago
Everlast:
Hitting boys = good
Hitting girls = bad
Mandy Mindy and Molly
Mandy Mindy and Molly - 20 days ago
When I played the podcast without the video this dude sounds black. Great podcast
Mandy Mindy and Molly
Mandy Mindy and Molly - 7 days ago
DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. 😂:') you jka
DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS.
Wait he is not black?
Mandy Mindy and Molly
Mandy Mindy and Molly - 13 days ago
obliviox lol
obliviox
obliviox - 15 days ago
For real i thought same thing
Bee Mail
Bee Mail - 21 day ago
Joe trying not to grow up a deliberate fuck up? That's a paddlin
John Hawkins
John Hawkins - 21 day ago
the world would be better place if more parents would kick their kid's asses when they need it
Ryan Tatum
Ryan Tatum - 22 days ago
I graduated in 2011 in Texas and we were still getting paddled
Whiskey Kilo
Whiskey Kilo - 22 days ago
I believe in wiping that ass
Shizzle Nizzle
Shizzle Nizzle - 22 days ago
Seems like it was your father's fault bro
TODD-onthe-ROCKS DeRo
TODD-onthe-ROCKS DeRo - 23 days ago
Joe vs elk on dmt
George Burns
George Burns - 23 days ago
I ran away once 4 yrs old .was during a Minnesota blizzard..Mom helped me put on my snow suit.saod bye
...15 minutes later , after sitting on the snow, she invited me back in the house for some warm soup.;)
Glen Wilson
Glen Wilson - 17 days ago
George Burns lol, my mom did the same thing. She even asked me if I wanted to take a sandwich...I lasted about 3 hours and went home.
Jeffrey Hinman
Jeffrey Hinman - 23 days ago
The government seems to make a lot of people feel as though they got ripped off by life. That’s why there’s a lot of pissed off people in this country.
George Burns
George Burns - 23 days ago
Mom was good at the Knuckle Dragging floor up Back Hand...bloody lips;)
George Burns
George Burns - 23 days ago
School yard fights were every day..we sorted the shit out..became friends..with out some adults.
Oh ya..paddles with air holes..WACK. ;) making girly punks these days.
Tyler James
Tyler James - 23 days ago
I'm 28 and we got paddled here in texas
A A
A A - 23 days ago
8th grade,1989 SE Texas, paddled on first day of school in Home-economics with 3 other dudes by a short chunckie female teacher...1st day, she was not takin our class clown BS all year...I made edible lasagna,sewed an apron & heard from Philip what the inside of a vagina felt like...got an A
tommy two-times
tommy two-times - 23 days ago
i would have rather got smacked across the face than lost my tv privileges
tommy two-times
tommy two-times - 23 days ago
Richard real shit
Richard
Richard - 23 days ago
tommy two-times lmao same here, when I was a kid my parents would give me a choice of an ass whooping or being grounded I always chose ass whooping, I wasn’t giving up my Nintendo 🤣🤣
Matt Murphy
Matt Murphy - 24 days ago
Erector sets were my moms chosen tool but I needed it.
Goooodyy
Goooodyy - 24 days ago
Can’t even count how many wooden spoons got busted over my head from mama haha fucking deserved it tho
Rise Jokester
Rise Jokester - 24 days ago
My mom broke a wooden cooking spoon in half over my head when I was younger. A month later when I would touch the spot on my head it still hurt
nnjjaa bae
nnjjaa bae - 24 days ago
I believe Kentucky still allows the parents to allow corporal punishment.
Cincy Spin
Cincy Spin - 24 days ago
Lot of people with Stockholm Syndrome in this comments section., honoring their abusers with word and behavior.
Ross Hall
Ross Hall - 24 days ago
This is stupid why would this guys dad have a shotgun lying around the house just for his kids to play with, America is nuts.
TheBjiii
TheBjiii - 24 days ago
That mentality is only in California, leave L.A that isn't a reflection of the rest of the country
Majin Yama
Majin Yama - 24 days ago
“He wasn’t doing so well” LMFAO
Ger -
Ger - - 24 days ago
I used to get bet around with a wooden spoon as a kid and then one day my ma got a new steel spoon...
D Ddd
D Ddd - 24 days ago
My dad beat me with the cord from the frying pan when me n my buddy got arrested for shop lifting fishing lures at gateway mall in st.pete, FL. Back in the late 60,s .I didn't think he was ever going to stop hitting me !!!!!!!!!!! I never hit my kids with anything but my open hand on there butt.💓
Ross
Ross - 25 days ago
If ya can hit a little boy why not a little girl?
kevin staples
kevin staples - 25 days ago
Had a similar experience. But I believe in spanking. I deserved every one I got. There is definitely a time and place for love of god. It's balance. I back handed my sister. I got back handed back with extreme prejudice.
Eric Honaker
Eric Honaker - 25 days ago
Switches and a belt, and my Dads fkn, idk, hands as wide as 2 bricks! In kindergarten, my Principal had a Paddle on a mantel with an engraving above it, “Cats Paw”! WTF? Yep, got whacked by it a couple of times.
Robert Morrow
Robert Morrow - 25 days ago
Removed the Bible from school.
Removed paddling for disciplining
Inserted mass shootings
God and discipline gone anarchy and hate show up.
Could there be a correlation???????????
Cincy Spin
Cincy Spin - 24 days ago
NO.
DJ Gene
DJ Gene - 25 days ago
I got locked in a box during high school. Smaller than a shower, solid wood, padlocked. I wish I would've fought that teacher. Let the cops arrive to find an injured minor, and possibly teacher, too.
R M
R M - 25 days ago
Shoutout to Preston banks for taking on a young joe Rogan.
ghost615
ghost615 - 25 days ago
I think the important thing as a parent is paying attention to what your child needs. Not all kids respond to every punishment the same. And not every situation calls for the same reaction. There are times when a stern talking to is good enough. There are times when timeout and self reflection is necessary. And then there are those times when a physical message needs to be sent. There's also a huge difference between a single pop on the butt and "a beating" as Everlast calls it. It's not as cut and dry as never spanking your kids...just the same as it's not as cut and dry as always spanking them. Parenting isn't that simple.
Cincy Spin
Cincy Spin - 24 days ago
@ghost615 I stick by my original statement. There was no "cunty" intended. Parents aren't perfect, situations vary, but when you hit your kid (spank, beat, whip, backhand, whoop, whatever you want to call it) you promote aggression, anti-sociability and mental illness in your child. It may work in the short run, but it sets them up for problems in the long term. That's failed parenting. Kids don't mess up on purpose. They either don't have enough info, or aren't old enough to do or not do whatever you want to spank them for. But rather than figure out what they're lacking, you opt for hitting. That's failed parenting. Give yourself a spank.
ghost615
ghost615 - 24 days ago
@Cincy Spin Acting cunty on the internet. How original.
Cincy Spin
Cincy Spin - 24 days ago
Spanking is just a sign of failed parenting. Why not spank yourself?
Matthew Horizon
Matthew Horizon - 25 days ago
Joe "The Day I Realized" Rogan
The man has epiphanies for days!
Conor Kelly
Conor Kelly - 25 days ago
Why is he holding a guitar
Amber Powell
Amber Powell - 25 days ago
A lot of places still have licks
Daniel boxing fan
Daniel boxing fan - 25 days ago
Yo joe WTF happened to you? Who the fucks this mongo you have on here with his guitar? What a divvy! Joe man you sellout fucker!
GreatNorthWeb
GreatNorthWeb - 25 days ago
my grandpa got the ax handle. my dad got the fist. i got the belt. my kids got the hugs. a little improvement over each generation.
GreatNorthWeb
GreatNorthWeb - 24 days ago
I wonder what's in store for when I have grandkids?
Cincy Spin
Cincy Spin - 24 days ago
Finally, a conscious being in the comments section.
Johanc
Johanc - 26 days ago
Joe rogan: “ this isn’t a mean guy, this is a sad guy”
Iran Dixon
Iran Dixon - 26 days ago
I hate how the older generation writes off the younger generation(s) as if we never experienced or went through the exact same things
Paulina De Luca
Paulina De Luca - 26 days ago
4:58
Lmao best advice ever
grasser 82
grasser 82 - 26 days ago
Whip your damn kids
Stoney
Stoney - 26 days ago
Prestin banks has entered the chat.
Rudy Colt45zigzag
Rudy Colt45zigzag - 26 days ago
Anybody from Lancaster Ca Landmark Christian School would dish out the paddle whoops big f'n cricket bat 🏏 with holes drilled into it
Manic Rhymes
Manic Rhymes - 26 days ago
Oh, boy here come the stories from the baby boomers. “This use to happen to me” “I use to get whooped by my parents with a belt” that’s just sad and fucked up.
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