Joe Rogan Shares Cringe-Inducing Dick Injury Stories

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Anuj Mohil
Anuj Mohil - 9 days ago
Joe “Diamond Cup” Rogan
Eddy
Eddy - 21 day ago
I volleyed a small football point blank with power into my cousins nuts when we were younger, it still makes me laugh how completely & utterly fucked he was from it, at first I thought we were going to have to get him to hospital the agony he was in, that pain relented after a minute or 2 but he was still on the floor for a good 7/8 minutes afterwards groaning & moaning.
JPMcFly1985_TheBernieBro
JPMcFly1985_TheBernieBro - 23 days ago
Jamie's baseball coach theories:
1. kicked him in the nuts
2. made him do something that inadvertantly led to him injuring his dick and/or balls
3. anything else I haven't thought of lol
Darr Whyask
Darr Whyask - 27 days ago
Just remember boys, the first guy to say "no homo" *isn't.*
Bryce Sterling
Bryce Sterling - 29 days ago
can jamie be on the podcast please
woodyfive0
woodyfive0 - Month ago
Joe “my dick isn’t as big as this guys” Rogan
Kyle mciver
Kyle mciver - Month ago
Goddamnit Epstein, you made joes dick bleed
Viswajit Nair
Viswajit Nair - Month ago
This was an uncomfortable yet funny watch
Atom Manhattan
Atom Manhattan - Month ago
I'm a big dude...when my Mother took me to buy my first cup for football in the eighth grade I told her it wasn't big enough. She scoffed, and I had to wear a cup that was too small the entire season.
Mihai Gabriel
Mihai Gabriel - Month ago
joe 03:16 using scientific study
Nick Amato
Nick Amato - Month ago
joe”i knew it was all just dick blood” rogn
McNugget Fan
McNugget Fan - Month ago
Okay Mandingo, we have a real anaconda over here, chill
ANDIKEBAD
ANDIKEBAD - Month ago
Poor Jamie “My baseball coach when I was younger...... “ 😌
Colin Bobick
Colin Bobick - Month ago
In high school I went on a deep single leg on my friend during practice, when I pulled him down he went to his back(he was just coming off an ankle injury so we were going easy) and once I saw he went to his back I went to hop to the side to finish the move for back points and he happened to lift his knee and when I jumped I landed straight on his knee dick first. My nuts swelled up like basketballs. One of many but I won’t forget it. Felt like the life got pulled out of me for at least 10 minutes before I got my bearing back.
Zacch Canavan
Zacch Canavan - Month ago
Man, joes junk has been fucked up pretty bad. But,Like a legend. he just keeps on cumming back.
John Banks
John Banks - Month ago
Joe “I Knew It Was Just Dick Blood” Rogan
Howzer The man
Howzer The man - Month ago
My ex girlfriend was into horse riding and was telling me how one of the stableboys got kicked in the crotch off a horse and he ended up having to have serveral surgerys and eventually lost one of his testicles.
phil bartlett
phil bartlett - Month ago
Smashed my nuts on bmx trying to grind handrail a few years back, same thing happened, swole up and turned black for a week lol
aye gee
aye gee - Month ago
Joe jock strap rogan
The Pig Man Lives
The Pig Man Lives - Month ago
Joe “my Dick is bleeding” Rogan
human resources
human resources - Month ago
Щ фь кшьввщфь тон
J Ørn
J Ørn - Month ago
Joe Dick Blood Rgan. HAHHA! 🙄😄
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne - Month ago
Joe, my dick doesn't work thanks to DMT, Rogan.
Jah Eerie
Jah Eerie - Month ago
I did the same - swollen nuts are no joke.
And laughing is not an option 😱
Вяеиdаи Sнеа Сфииеllу
"So my Baseball Coach..."
StagHead
StagHead - Month ago
What the fuck😂😂😂
northpappyflappy
northpappyflappy - Month ago
Dick>Nose IMO
James Fleischmann
James Fleischmann - Month ago
LOLOL..Treat my dick like my nose..LOLOLOL
BuckfastConsumer
BuckfastConsumer - Month ago
Vote up if you want jamie to be a guest
Ninety Nine
Ninety Nine - Month ago
Henry don't got a dick he's got a gold medal down there.......
I do buisness
I do buisness - Month ago
Get ngannou on the podcast
kerrintonthomas
kerrintonthomas - Month ago
Why the black guy gotta have the smallest junk in the room 🤦🏾‍♂️
mihajlo525
mihajlo525 - Month ago
"I knew it was all just Dick blood".
Technically all the blood in your body is dick blood.
Zinho9
Zinho9 - Month ago
When I played baseball and tried to wear a cup, I just couldn't do it. At 3rd base that was probably the 2nd most important position to wear one besides the catcher. Uncomfortable as fuck and kept getting caught in my pubes. You might say I should have trimmed them. Hindsight is 20/20. Never got hit in the nuts though luckily.
rushiop rusho
rushiop rusho - Month ago
After a jiujitsu class I got home and pissed red, I still don't know if it was blood or it was the beetroot I eated at lunch, still went to the hospital to check if I had blood in my piss, all negative. Still I kind of freak out a little bit.
stone cold stoner 420
stone cold stoner 420 - Month ago
Hello freak bitches
Lucas
Lucas - Month ago
Joe "chicken embryos in my toilet bowl" Rogan
Gideon Amare
Gideon Amare - Month ago
Jesus christ i finally bought a cup after getting bagged twice during kickboxing sparring yesterday, but after hearing the horror stories of accidents despite having one i'm scared as hell
Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy - Month ago
Joe "well for me, it fits perfect" Rogan
JohnDaWhale3
JohnDaWhale3 - Month ago
1:16 "You're trying to say your dick's too big-I understand...I understand..."

Joe desperately trying to convince us that he has a big dick...
Jimmy Kimber
Jimmy Kimber - Month ago
needs to be a toon
Ned Zienius
Ned Zienius - Month ago
"had to jerk off to make sure it works"
Smith-Mundts Modernization Act (Look into it)
Scott Epstein... is this like Joe's low key way of telling us who put it in his butt?
Jevon Burke
Jevon Burke - Month ago
Has Aljo been smokin lol...
Skosh
Skosh - Month ago
"I have a bigger dick than Francis Ngannou" - Henry "Big Cup" Cejudo
Central Intelligence Agency
Yeah I feel like I’m gonna throw up hearing that fuck me
andrew salazar
andrew salazar - Month ago
Joe “nose and dick are the same” Rogan
Ace Of Clubs
Ace Of Clubs - Month ago
Joe "As long as I can shoot a load everything is alright" Rogan
Dreaming Life
Dreaming Life - Month ago
So it's true, men bleed sometimes, too.
Almighty Fonics
Almighty Fonics - Month ago
“ My baseball coach when I was younger “ , then gets cut off 😂
-TruthSeekerUK-
-TruthSeekerUK- - 24 days ago
Good
DaReoCharmer
DaReoCharmer - Month ago
Whoops!
jab 1435
jab 1435 - Month ago
Nah joe ur balls are purple or dick bleed ima run to the hospital
And yes freak out if
Yo dick bloody bro
Remy Lebeau
Remy Lebeau - Month ago
I love this podcast ! That conversation was hilarious 😂🤣!
Alex Murphy
Alex Murphy - Month ago
Sterling was so uncomfortable during this hahaha
Sincere One
Sincere One - Month ago
Lmao!! What happened with Jamie's baseball coach??😂😂🤣🤣 Damnit! I wanted to hear it!!😂🤣
Tiro Savage
Tiro Savage - Month ago
Sincere One what minute is it
Movie Nerd
Movie Nerd - Month ago
Joe "I broke my dick" Rogan
skull top
skull top - Month ago
Joe "small guy" Rogan
haterushnun
haterushnun - Month ago
Joe "Small Guy" Rogan
Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones - Month ago
I took a paintball to the tip of my pecker. Talk about a sting that won't go away.
Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones - Month ago
Yes Alex, Ide like dick bleeding, on shit that happens.
Colin Weiss
Colin Weiss - Month ago
"were you guys drilling........I had blood coming out of my dick" ....wait, what exactly was he doing ;)
Harald Haram
Harald Haram - Month ago
I remember this story from ep.500 or something, over 5 years ago, damn
Antonio Ortiz
Antonio Ortiz - Month ago
Joe “I jack off to make sure it still works” Rogan
Patrik Frroku
Patrik Frroku - Month ago
MuchDank I know you're watching 👀
clynt purcell
clynt purcell - Month ago
Poor Jamie didn’t get to tell his story. Jamie I want to know what happened with your baseball coach.
clynt purcell
clynt purcell - 23 days ago
JPMcFly1985_#Bernie2020 I don’t use Twitter.
JPMcFly1985_TheBernieBro
JPMcFly1985_TheBernieBro - 23 days ago
Tweet him or something, hopefully he'll bring it up again on another podcast lol
-TruthSeekerUK-
-TruthSeekerUK- - 24 days ago
@Gaston PhalangeTo be fair, its not Jamie's job to join the conversation.
Dillon Floyd
Dillon Floyd - Month ago
Poor Jaime
Kevin C
Kevin C - Month ago
clynt purcell bro the one time that man tried to speak up he got laughed over 😂😂
MC_Master
MC_Master - Month ago
Joe "I had to do DMT" Rogan
Waffle Daily
Waffle Daily - Month ago
Can’t relate to any of this, don’t have genitalia
Desta James
Desta James - Month ago
Waffle Daily do you post waffle videos everyday
josh rich
josh rich - Month ago
I miss the days Rogan talked about real issues.Now he talks to much about WWE naked dudes.
Bosnian 21
Bosnian 21 - Month ago
Joe "I jerked off just to make sure it works" Rogan
jshx_ _
jshx_ _ - Month ago
these dick stories made my dick hurt
Gary E. Ko
Gary E. Ko - Month ago
How was the cup? I don't want to be a dick LOL
Lee Roy
Lee Roy - Month ago
Epstein? billionaire who just got arrested
Lord Nord
Lord Nord - Month ago
I was a pitcher in high school and never wore a cup. For whatever reason I had to catch a bullpen for someone on the team and took a mid to high 80’s fastball square on the sack. I can still feel that pain when I think about it
ChauncyCharm
ChauncyCharm - Month ago
Joe "my dick was bleeding" Rogan
# #send it
# #send it - Month ago
Hahagahabahaha
Mr Original Abides
Mr Original Abides - Month ago
I ripped my banjo string in thailand. Lost what looked like a pint of blood out my dick. Nearly passed out walking back from the shower lol
pezjme
pezjme - Month ago
I remember in the early 90's when I played high school baseball, I took a line drive bouncer straight up in the junk. It hit that cup so hard it bruised my taint.
D3NN1S lll
D3NN1S lll - Month ago
@pezjme sweet lol
pezjme
pezjme - Month ago
@D3NN1S lll yes, I know Purple Rain very well.
D3NN1S lll
D3NN1S lll - Month ago
@pezjme it was purple rain reference lol you know Prince lol
pezjme
pezjme - Month ago
@D3NN1S lll I wasn't that flexible to see but my teammate had it worse, he bled from the same hit but the cups silicon peeled of the edge.
D3NN1S lll
D3NN1S lll - Month ago
purple taint purple taint
Jeffrey Reardon
Jeffrey Reardon - Month ago
Seems like a thing to freak out about
xRsAtx
xRsAtx - Month ago
Joe silently seething that he got called a "small guy"
s0bad
s0bad - Month ago
"were you guys drilling" lol
I KID YOU NOT
I KID YOU NOT - Month ago
DICK makes you DICK
YOU are a DICK without a DICK
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