L.A. Teachers’ Strike, the Egg That Broke Instagram & China’s Historic Moon Landing | The Daily Show

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Sam Awases
Sam Awases - 4 days ago
Hope i get invited to this.
Prince Extasy
Prince Extasy - 4 days ago
hahaha... come to Ghana (Africa) and you will go back praising your government for their efforts
fakhrizza arrifi
fakhrizza arrifi - 8 days ago
Even the superpower of the world have this teacher problem.
Nellie K. Adaba
Nellie K. Adaba - 3 days ago
Every country problem.
Luis Herrera
Luis Herrera - 9 days ago
Please don't damn in the Lord's name
iqra ejaz
iqra ejaz - 12 days ago
Now the egg record is 53 million
Melody Rages
Melody Rages - 13 days ago
I was shocked when my history teacher told us that in South Dakota, it is illegal for teachers to go on strike. What makes it worse is hearing my teachers (who are amazing and kind) casually talk about having some of the lowest salaries in the nation.
Gia V
Gia V - 13 days ago
“Mysterious as the dark side of the moooon!”
Lucas Layton
Lucas Layton - 14 days ago
Why is that moon video black n white?? It's 2019.
Nellie K. Adaba
Nellie K. Adaba - 3 days ago
I love black and white, it's so artistic and romantic.
Sugary Sadness
Sugary Sadness - 16 days ago
My school needs more counselors. The beginning of the year is absolutely hell for them because of college applications.
Rodrigator _X
Rodrigator _X - 16 days ago
5:55 in my opinion, Thor likely missed due to stress from the things that had happened and the 50 or so meters between them (plus Thanos's blasting probably redirected it
Alpha Om3gatr1x79
Alpha Om3gatr1x79 - 20 days ago
..and now his balls have a concussion! hahahahahha
Ngcebo Trésor M
Ngcebo Trésor M - 22 days ago
Teachers where I live get paid 20k (roughly converted from Rands to Dollars) a year, teachers handle all sorts of hardheads & misfits in school. They are indeed underpaid.
Deepak Pareek
Deepak Pareek - 24 days ago
This is what the EGG is trying to spread: https://youtu.be/O6ONhEYeB9g
john mtonga
john mtonga - 25 days ago
it has now reached to 53million lol
Alexander Romero
Alexander Romero - Month ago
Janitors get payed more than teachers
Nellie K. Adaba
Nellie K. Adaba - 3 days ago
Really? I didn't know, I thought they got paid less. I know electricians or technicians get paid more than teachers, that's what one of my former college professors said.
CardBrosUnion - Month ago
There is no such thing as the "Dark Side" of the moon. Only the far side. #moreuknow
Tristan Just do it
Tristan Just do it - Month ago
This guy is amazing
RA4. Sleepless
RA4. Sleepless - Month ago
Wait dont the moon rotate on its own axis while circling the earth?
Ajax Delos
Ajax Delos - Month ago
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Gaveraa Charles
Gaveraa Charles - Month ago
"And now his balls have a concussion" 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤👌
CelestialWolf - Month ago
How have I NOT seen a Mulan "I'll Make a Man Out of You" reference in these comments? If I wasn't so proud of all the wholesome comments full of love and happiness, I'd be disappointed.
Angel L'Mae Roberson
Angel L'Mae Roberson - Month ago
I’m sorry no. If you get a base salary of 9 million dollars to kick that ball, then you need to be able to kick that ball -_-
I’m still salty
Tawakalt Oseni
Tawakalt Oseni - Month ago
Patrick Neil Harris must be your god
Justus Green
Justus Green - Month ago
Nah people was really getting on thor about that tho and star lord too
Ben From Texas
Ben From Texas - Month ago
I am 31, and guys getting hit in the nuts is still funny to me :)
Dianathe Dinosaur
Dianathe Dinosaur - Month ago
That egg has 53 MILLION likes, wtf
Sachita Pathak
Sachita Pathak - Month ago
Oh, I just love this man. How cutie pie he is
9ima Perry
9ima Perry - Month ago
Getting Mulan vibes here.
Dark side of the moon....Mulan.... China
Darshan Govindaraj
Darshan Govindaraj - Month ago
Kavin Hart reference was great!
H S - Month ago
3:48 “mysterious as dark side of the mooon” - Li Shang
ShadowReaper2006 - 2 months ago
Teachers are bad, they support child abuse.
orlanino - 2 months ago
A change of heart. Noah, you started to punch down. Punching up is ok, punching down, not so. Seems you are slowly forgetting your roots and your views.
Grundle Munch
Grundle Munch - 2 months ago
We have too many teachers lol. Dumb
AZW512MKW (official 3 star Ninja General) hurricane andrew
the darkside of the moon where trump hid his tax returns
Arthur Donnietello
Arthur Donnietello - 2 months ago
Trevor is too funny...
Le Nightingale
Le Nightingale - 2 months ago
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Gina Jackßon
Gina Jackßon - 2 months ago
Califorins State Lorrery is spose togo to all the schools in CA. Where is the money really going too. Prays
Gina Jackßon
Gina Jackßon - 2 months ago
Teachers are very unpaid I, live in Los Angeles and for a fact schools are need of repair , classes are over crowded and children in middle school have out dated computers. Forbide your child gets sick or injured. Over due. Teachers make less than Waste Management Drivers. Give what they want. Prayd
agbor rita
agbor rita - 2 months ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Noah you crazy. lol "and now his balls have a concussion" hahahahahahahaha
Caercutta30 - 2 months ago
AntiWeeb Police
AntiWeeb Police - 2 months ago
I fucking hate these late night shows, get the fuck off my timeline
Vi Villagrana
Vi Villagrana - 2 months ago
Did Trevor just assumed the moon's gender?? How do we know in not a her?? Hmmm!?
RellupNorth - 2 months ago
Vi Villagrana I wish I could delete you
michael brown
michael brown - 2 months ago
3:27 IF, and that's a Really big IF, its the Dark Side of The Moon, then why is it all lit up ?????????
It would only be lit up from the landing rockets and it would only be lighting up the underside!
Not the entire surface!!!
To be on the dark side means its FUCKING DARK!!
michael brown
michael brown - 2 months ago
Egg is awesome!
Eggs are good for you!!
michael brown
michael brown - 2 months ago
On strike for the students????
Who is teaching the students, if you Are on strike!????
Kpop0223 - 2 months ago
I guess now it's not as impressive to be "mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon"
Charred to Death
Charred to Death - 2 months ago
"Instagram fame is not all its cracked up to be."
Shawn - 2 months ago
0:30 more librarians? for what? to watch over kids playing on their iphones or using the internet on their laptops? libraries are such pointless places...i went to college and grad school...the library was just a giant place to study and print and waste paper (and to have sex in secret areas)....NOBODY EVER ACTUALLY USED THE BOOKS WITHIN THE LIBRARY
Maher Zain's Fan
Maher Zain's Fan - 2 months ago
Who is feeling the cold weather
Niamh Corrigan
Niamh Corrigan - 2 months ago
Beating records out of spite is one of the most human things I've ever seen
Mr. CARMINE - 2 months ago
I’d like that picture of the egg. It’s more beautiful than any of the kardashians. 🥚🙌🏼
Marc Bradley
Marc Bradley - 2 months ago
My ex showed me this guy just over a year ago!!!!!! Been hook ever since
Richard Johnson
Richard Johnson - 2 months ago
You ever think that many of our viruses come from samples the astronauts bring back?
PilantTugBoat AARON
PilantTugBoat AARON - 2 months ago
The moment Trevor Noah realizes bhad babie some how got 13 million more views than him and finally admits he’s nothing without some overused trump jokes I don’t support trump but where will Trevor be when trumps out of office?
thenodfather - 2 months ago
He might of had High Viz, but after that it would have been sore to take a whiz.
nii darko
nii darko - 2 months ago
the egg has over 52million likes now.
nii darko
nii darko - 2 months ago
the egg has iver 52milliom likes now
MEKKANNOID - 2 months ago
who is kylie jenner?
Godwin James Apuede
Godwin James Apuede - 2 months ago
I liked the egg too
Lucas Layton
Lucas Layton - 2 months ago
That gym teacher bulge tho
Bowser Glass
Bowser Glass - 2 months ago
When I first say this I thought it was about teachers on strike against the egg
Martina Wolf
Martina Wolf - 2 months ago
That egg's joke really... CRACKED me up!
Fockin Memes
Fockin Memes - 2 months ago
The egg now has over 45 million likes on Instagram... My goodness😂
ladygabrielle36 - 2 months ago
Japanese schools have nurses so why don’t we????????
Ron Taylor
Ron Taylor - 2 months ago
At 0:43 I just noticed the woman in the picture is holding her sign backwards 😂😂😂 like what good will that do?
Joseph Joestar
Joseph Joestar - 2 months ago
5:38 You don't have to be able to do something in order to criticize it. That would just be stupid.
Elaine Kilgore
Elaine Kilgore - 2 months ago
As bad as the education system in California is maybe those teachers need to have a success rate imposed. Keeping higher good ones that will give our California children a much better education. And while we’re at it we should take a look at the curriculum real hard.
God Speaks to Me in Math
God Speaks to Me in Math - 2 months ago
There are a million online schools and resource centers now starting with all the millions of free university lectures on youtube... Teachers left in the school system are rolling uphill like Sisyphus. I did learn that in school and i went to university but everything i make money from i learned on the job or in my own time. Society is reaching a point now where there wont be enough jobs for everyone... We need a resource based system like Jacques Fresco spoke of or Capitalism will continue to "evolve" into Cannibalism.
Katleho Makhalemele
Katleho Makhalemele - 2 months ago
06:05 LOL! That laugh is evil.
scott campbell jr
scott campbell jr - 2 months ago
I dont know how he made this video worse than i thought it would be
cristal dragon
cristal dragon - 2 months ago
48 million now
Måri - 2 months ago
That Mariah joke... opened my eyes
AniahGraceCanady Sojourner10
Now it has like 40 million right?
Mitsu00 - 2 months ago
I’ve seen an egg get cuckhold.
Bio Bob
Bio Bob - 2 months ago
Fake! "This is no dark side of the moon, really. As matter of fact it's all dark."
Da Green Thing
Da Green Thing - 2 months ago
Teachers get paid to much, the teachers around waucanda don't do shit they help people who don't need it and ignore the ones who need it
Arno Schäfer
Arno Schäfer - 2 months ago
There is no such thing as a dark side of the moon. It is the FAR side or the OTHER side of the moon. It has light and dark cycles just like the front side, just in reverse.
Addicti0nz1 - 2 months ago
That egg didn't break the internet... It took it back.
Karasu Inaiga
Karasu Inaiga - 2 months ago
It's egg yolk, not egg yoke. Yoke is "throw off the yoke of bondage".
UNDERHILL - 2 months ago
Idiocracy becomes actual prophecy every day. "OW MY BALLS!" only on the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
G Booze
G Booze - 2 months ago
An egg? So THIS is why the rest of world thinks we are a laughing stock
Makula Muwanga
Makula Muwanga - 2 months ago
now 51 million and counting. they posted two more pictures of it cracking but I don't think it'll stay trendy for long enough for the whole thing to crack open. in my opinion, they should have just left it at that first picture
Chirag - 2 months ago
Egg white power...lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Javier Harth
Javier Harth - 2 months ago
The banality of United Statians. Unequaled and unrivalled. I suppose stupidity and banality goes hand in hand. OMG... OMG...
Too much television and not enough critical reading brings collective acceptance of the popular view. Like sheep...!
Jules Peace
Jules Peace - 2 months ago
To Trevor Noah. Hello There, is there anyway I’m able to contact you. I got some inside scoops to tell you regarding teachers in LA. Peace, J
My story will make your hair straight. And it’ll make you sad/cry. This is how the teachers treat our young children. I’m a walking UN.mixed heritage.
Proud American Afraid of other Americans, wonderful right. Children from all nation can play together but us adults can’t see some wrong with that? FYI, I’m very sarcastic.😳
If only they would act professional aka the teacher is an adult teaching children. Please tell me how to get a letter dietary to you or the producer of your show. No, not crazy, just a mom. With a child that was bullied. Bullying kills. SMH.
Peace, J
Justin Gallucci
Justin Gallucci - 2 months ago
.... find it to be over easy... felt like I was watching Stewart again. Love it.
Yang Yang
Yang Yang - 2 months ago
there are actually a shooting in a bank in Fl today...what a prophecy Trevor..
galloping goose
galloping goose - 2 months ago
The correct terminology is the "far" side of the moon.
Magdalis Almodovar
Magdalis Almodovar - 2 months ago
Love trevor hes hilarious he makes my day,with a good laugh.
Guilherme Macedo
Guilherme Macedo - 2 months ago
yes education is major USA problema , see the results trump elected.
Rafael Rojas
Rafael Rojas - 2 months ago
Earth is flat
unknown unknown
unknown unknown - 2 months ago
The egg has 26 million likes...this is sad. What if these people put this much energy toward doing good things?
lionman4040 - 2 months ago
God damn, did you guys get new writers?
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Love the call out on the "fake first landing on the moon!!!!
Robert Nett
Robert Nett - 2 months ago
2:45 - It's not even a white egg. this is one of this borderline-self-hating eggs that lives in denial of itself. It doesn't need to get banned from hosting the Oscars. Don't you see - this egg needs our help. How can you be so heartless.
Hunie Bot
Hunie Bot - 2 months ago
I go to the biggest school district...
JuujuGH - 2 months ago
egg white power okay I'm done 😂
John Doe
John Doe - 2 months ago
so, the national mall is about attacking white teenagers.
when i heard about this video, i thought it was going to be a bunch of out of control catholic teenagers randomly attacking innocent people. instead, i see some teenager simply standing there. i guess that the current agenda of making false accusations of racism against whites includes bulling teens. who the hell is Trevor Noah to characterize anything that white teens wear as being racist? i guess if they was wearing hoodies all those a**hole black teens in those "KNOCK OUT GAME" videos it would be OK with Trevor. calling for violence against teenagers of any color is unforgivable. Trevor should be fired at the very least. at most, he should be charged with reckless child endangerment and jailed. all that Trevor Noah has proved is that he is a piece of shit racist, that would like nothing more than to physically assault white children.
Tired of Fools
Tired of Fools - 2 months ago
Egg 2020
Mimi Ebisuya
Mimi Ebisuya - 2 months ago
Instead of a yellow vest. That guy should of worn a yellow cup for his balls!!!! Lmao
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